Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings: Cracking Jokes

• What do ghosts eat?
  • Spookgetti
• Which type of dog has no tail?
  • A hotdog.
• How do you start a flea race?
  • 1, 2, flea go.
• What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
  • A chew chew train.
• Where do cows go on a Saturday ?
  • The moo-vies.
• What has eight arms and tells the time?
  • A clocktopus
• Why is it true that children brighten the home?
  • Because they never turn the lights off.
• What do you call two robbers?
  • A pair of knickers.
• Why did the nurse tip toe past the mdeicine cupboard? ?
  • She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
• What do you call a sick crocodile? ?
  • An illigator.
• What is green and goes to a summer camp?
  • A Brussel Scout.